So, finally, this boring little shithole town has had some action! That's right, the wonderful Mike and I went at in a lovely hote this Friday night- damn that was some good sex, too. Now if only rest of you were lucky enough to get laid like me, maybe you all wouldn't be so damn uptight. Fuck, it would do the town good if we reproduced- Stoneybrook would have some fucking gorgeous, cool people in it. For once.